We've Got Chemistry/Transcript

Transcript
[After the intro, the episode cuts to the hallway of Derry High School, where we see Bill and Beverly walking to class together]

Bill: S-so, w-what d-did you think of the m-magic trick Mrs. Prince showed us?

Beverly: It was a bit strange, but I liked it!

Bill: I-I n-never knew s-she could d-do that

Beverly: Yea, me neither. Apparently math is magic!

Bill: *giggles* I guess *kisses Beverly on the lips*

[The bell rings. Bill and Beverly make their way over to Mrs. Griggs' Chemistry class. As they walk in, they each go to their assigned tables. The scene then cuts to Eddie staring at a girl named Darlee, whom is sitting at the table directly in front of him]

Eddie: (in his mind) Oh Darlee, how I wish to hold you in my arms. To caress you with my tender hands. To kiss the tears off your face when you see mine. You're absolutely gorgeous. *sigh*

[The tardy bell rings as Mrs. Griggs barges into the classroom]

Mrs. Griggs: Good afternoon, fellow scientists! Today we're going to do a lab experiment related to the cells in our body! Everyone, grab the equipment you need or you won't participate. Why class?

Everyone, except Eddie: Because safety is very important in lab experiments.

Mrs. Griggs: Eddie?

[Eddie is gazing at Darlee and doesn't hear Mrs. Griggs' warning]

Mrs. Griggs: EDWARD KASPBRAK!

Eddie: H-huh?! What?!

Mrs. Griggs: Did you even hear a single word that came out of my mouth?

Eddie: U-um, I-I don't know...

Mrs. Griggs: Well, perhaps your lab partner will tell you so that you don't fail this class.

Eddie: *surprised* l-lab partner?! Oh joy! *gazes at Darlee*

Mrs. Griggs: That's right, class. today you each of you will have a lab partner to complete today's lab assignment. Remember that it's worth 20% of your entire grade for this class, so no fucking around. Got it?

Bill: *raises hand* M-Mrs. G-Griggs?

Mrs. Griggs: *sigh* yes William?

Bill: Y-you ju-just said fu-fucking

[The whole class giggles]

Mrs. Griggs: I don't really care. Anyway, here are your lab partners, and YOURS only! William, you will be paired with Beverly, Benjamin with Richard.

Ben: Seriously?! I'll never get anything done!

Mrs. Griggs: Well, it appears that Richard is not here at the moment. So maybe join William and Beverly's group until he shows up.

Ben: Okay! Thanks Mrs. Griggs!

Mrs. Griggs: *mumbles* yea, fuck it, whatever. *clear tone* okay, and Edward, you will be paired with Darlene.